Today is supposed to be a red- day! Yes, my daughter Julie is getting married. But everything isn't going smoothly at all. Firstly, her groom, Peter, who is definitely a red- male, went out last night and painted the red. Worse, he was caught red- kissing one of the "working girls" in the local red- district! Julie is very jealous: it was like a red to a bull and she red! True, Peter was embarrassed and went -red when she confronted him, and apologed profusely.

Now, just an hour before the ceremony, she is red- through crying. But anyway, the church is rolling out the red , and it can still turn out to be a red wedding! However, I hope when we see all the photos they won't all have red-!