1. I know Jane thinks she's in love with Mark, but don't worry. After all, she's only 15 and it's just love. She'll soon grow out of it.

2. Love are the layers of excess fat round a person's waist.

3. The boxer punched his opponent below the belt which is illegal in boxing. When questioned about it after winning the match, his reply was "Well, after all, all's fair in love and !"

4. Paul and Marie meet secretly every afternoon in his apartment. It's their little love .

5. There's no way you'll get tickets for that concert. It's so popular you can't get tickets for love nor !

6. Did you think Jane and her boss were friends? Well, you're completely wrong. Believe me, there's no love between them.

7. That poor boy is a love . His mother had a one-night stand when she was on holiday in Spain.

8. He didn't really have to redecorate his flat, but he enjoys doing this kind of job. You might say it was a of love.

9. When I met Deborah it was love at first !

10. I immediately fell head over in love with her.